Bomb-Clock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ice Cream Man]

Me likey

On scale of murderous psychopathic snowmen you get 10/10.

[The Salesman]

If only all stick movies were as good as this

it was a good length and humour, That was how sticks should be used, for death and gore!

[The Portal Is Not Enough]

Excellent!!!

Just like a Bond film and great acting by B!

[Megaman to the Rescue!!!]

Yes but...

If I don't compare you to the top 3 it would'nt be fair... they put hours of work inot it and it would'nt be right if I gave you a higher score... HEHEHEHE! 10 for good luck, 10 'cos I'm nice, 10 cos I just ate and 10 for the fun of it. 10 !10! 10! 10!

[stickdeathmachine]

Great idea!

How about a...
pair of walls that close together and crush him, (optional spikes.) A laser that slowly cuts him in half? An explosive dummy? A remote controlled bomb? Proximity mine? Internal combustion pill? A dinosaur? Acid? Lava? Poison gas? Fire/ spike pits? Steam roller? Combine harvester? Rabid maneating cows? Robo-monkeys? Giant ants + picnic food? Clowns? Clowns and explosive balloon animals? Beavers that chew through legs? A rack that stretches him? Chinese water torture? Drills into brains? A giant tunnel digging drill? Itchy clothes that detonate when scratched or taken off?
Explosive food? Giant robotic spiders? Bees that have harpoon stingers? Dogs that shoot Bees from their mouth which shoot harpoons?

One of these has to be good enough!!! (I voted 5 by the way! :D)

[Episode 1- Hawking attack]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

The Addition of Mr.T to the thundercats was awesome!!! Haahahahaha! You almost had me in stitches, just thinking about it makes me laugh!

I thought I was the only one to know about the queen mother being a Killer robot war machine! Why else would we have her? And why has she been around so long? It was probaly her that made the British empire. She was crippled in the war against the american states and as a result the British empire shrank and robo-ghandi was able to liberate India!

[I Like My Women Inbred]

Music videos tend to be all tweening anyways

... to cut file size I suppose. This was the best music video I've seen on NG since... those ones in the NG collection about slim shady, I can't remember the name! Anyway, you added subtitles which was a very good idea as I'd have to watch it about 3 times to understand the lyrics.

[Planet of the Apes: SE]

What happened to his monkey?

Ugh!!! Micheal Jackson! Please no more horrible images please! Really this was perfect apart from the voices.

[¥ FUCK SHIT SPAM ¥]

Funny and really wacky....

BUT!!!!!! You've got Princess Diana driving around in a car waving... is this some sort of really SICK joke? Would you like me to make a movie of people waving out of the WTC?
Making fun of the dead is not right. And if you are offended by it, I'll just add: "If you're offended by this, you're gay."

I've given your movie a fair score anyway but I don't know why, because you obviously have no shame and don't deserve it.

[lemons 5]

Hmm the action looks good

But I bet it will have a boring plot!