Bomb-Clock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear (part 1)]

it was good

but it'd be better as a spoof, maybe clowns, kangaroos, prostitutes, whatever!

[TRAEKWON]

you are all fools

and you are all liars, nobody is the real traekwon, not even traekwon himself.

[I AM THE REAL]

who?

who is this person and why must I be subjected to this?

[The History of Stick]

you forgot the first phase

cave paintings done by neanderthals used simple stick-like drawings. although they aren't movies it is certainly covered by the term 'stick-death' as it showed them hunting animals. A good movie but not thorough enough to be used by sticklogists in determineing the origin of the stickmens culture. Plus you missed the disco stick era!

[Speedball]

wow

those explosive effects were truely great!

[NG is Under Attack! Pt.1]

aaah!

I have to watch the whole thing again cos you didnt open the billy bob video in a new window!

[Austin Powerpuff]

really funny, good gfx and sound

but the thought of someone fucking three 6 year old girls is kinda sick.

[One Ring to Rule Them All]

Ahahahahaha! Funny stuff!

'the one dental plan to rule them all!' Indeed, those orcs do need better stuff! I thought you meant sauron from primal rage though.

[...hate...]

as far as artsy emotional movies go this is the...

(ran out of space) ...best I've seen on NG so far. As a social out cast I can understand some of what you're saying but I haven't always been this way and the old part of me tells you to grow up, stop whining etc. thats really because the old part of me is a bully. I feel terrible that I was such a w*nker, especially now that I was on the receiveing end of it now. Now I've graduated, its all behind me, I'm seeing new people and all that, so before you go top yourself at least wait to see whats on the other side. Good to see you're movies done well and that you've got alot of reviews, hopefully supportive ones. Good luck.

[H-ToWn]

you put the c in rap!

all those people in it look like ghetto nerds

dr-mario1901 responds:

theres no c in rap. and only a fool would say that about mos def, mr lzax, possibly a reference to your outrageous scrotem? ghetto nerds? did u make that up urself? i know u want to code to be danny, DaNgErOuS WhItE PeOpLe<----rememberdaT!